Heathrow Funnies

Airport Announcements

A few English guys decided to go to the Heathrow airport and play a prank on the airport announcers. The announcers were tricked into saying the recordings below under the pretence that they were foreign names! Hilarious!

Foreign Name	Sounds Like
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed	I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired	mp3	wav
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie	I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody	mp3	wav
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest	I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed	mp3	wav
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet	Oo-ah, that ‘s better and now I need a shit	mp3	wav
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted	My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard	mp3	wav
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee	Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea	mp3	wav

"We'd go and sit on the balcony at Terminal 3 at Heathrow, directly under one of the speakers as the roof is low. We put the tape machine in our bag with the microphone poking out of the top. We'd look for a flight that‘d arrived in the last 40 minutes from somewhere where you'd expect mental names, then write a letter saying “Could you go and pick up etc. etc. from flight, etc ". That way, it looked like it‘d been arranged in advance as the flight arrival details were written on the note. We also wore an ID-style badge and carried a mobile so that we looked like taxi drivers. We'd pretend to be unable to pronounce it and then hand the announcers the bit of paper with the name written on it. Long winded, but well worth it!"